Off the deep end

So I bought the first red sofa. Man, it is nice. Flexsteel. I bought the 81" sofa instead of the 61" loveseat, which was one of the smallest loveseats we had seen.
It will be stunning. Heavy duty fabric, sez the saleslady. Washable. They want $60 to deliver it. I'll give you a little something if you can deliver it for me. It's really not as red as this picture. Go to the Flexsteel link above and see it.

Now maybe I will go to that antique furniture store in Stony Ridge and look for tablature.